Ever wonder what English sounds like, if you don’t speak English?
Watch and enjoy:
Pretty neat, isn’t it? It’s as if you know they’re speaking English, but you just can’t understand them, like they’re speaking too softly. But it’s not English at all, it’s nonsense; no real communication at all. And if you’re a native English speaker, you know this to be true immediately.
Just in case you missed the news, US President Obama quietly extended the country’s status of national emergency. I’m guessing you missed that bit of news. Though, you probably didn’t miss the fact the year is now 2014.
I know what you’re thinking… it’s 2014, and the terrorist attack which killed nearly 3000 people on September 11, 2001 happened in 2001. That’s like …13 years ago. Yup, 13 years. Yup, the US, the most (insert here: powerful/wealthy/nuclear-tipped/war faring/inch-measuring) country in the world, still running scared in a state of national “Oh GAWD, the sky is falling!” emergency.
Thirteen Years. Seriously?
Do you know what you were doing during the attack? For millions of Americans, it’s the annual conversation-starter question, if ever there was one.
But did you hear how big the penalties are? For first-time offenders, we’re talking half a million dollars and up to 5 years of jail time! Yeah, that’s a serious f***-ing penalty for a new law.
If you’re a techno-phobe, left wondering what “unlocking” even means, here’s the skinny: A “locked” phone can only be used with one service provider, like AT&T. When unlocked, you can use the same expensive phone with Sprint, Verizon, etc. The common argument is “But I paid big money for that phone…why couldn’t I use it with any provider I want?” The industry answer is typically “You only thought it was your phone…ours and (you) will always be ours.”
When I travel, I take my phone’s SIM card out and replace it with a local SIM. That gives me a local phone number and data plan for temporary use. But when a phone is “locked” – that’s not an option.
Luckily for most of the world’s travellers, this “locked” business really only happens with American cellular phone providers. (Yes, for example in Britain, everyone’s phone can freely be switched over from provider to provider.)
So, before an American travels abroad, he must first pay a small fee ($20-$50) to unlock the phone.
Oh, but not anymore. Now, that fee is gone, and replaced with jail-time.
Isn’t There a Hero In The House (or continent)?
But Wait! — There’s Canada to the rescue! In Canada, there’s much public discussion around a draft bill. The draft was initiated by the Canadian Radio-television and Telecommunications Commission. They made the draft public (imagine that!) and invited any and all feedback (and imagine that!!). Crazily enough, the public like it. Why? Because some of it is exactly opposite of what the US recently passed. Whether causal or coincidence, it looks like Canadian smartphone owners may soon be all the envy of American smartphone users.
Now, am I saying you should move to Canada to enjoy more features on your newest iPhone, Android, or smartphone? Of course not. That’s like suggesting you move from Provo, Utah to Las Vegas, Nevada to access electric fuelling station for your electric car. There are far better reasons to move to Las Vegas…and there are far better reasons to move to Canada.
Brainstorming time. What do we need? There are lots of options, but we’ll start with the 3 basics: Land, People, and Government. (do we even need that last one? We’ll see…)
You need a place to plant your feet. And your flag.
This could be a continent (but I think they’re all spoken for), or a peninsula, or an island. If you’re going ultra-cheap, a raft and anchor works.
You need land for obvious reasons: you need a tree or two for your hammock, a vegetable garden for eats, and depending how likeable you are, you might like a wall. Yup, you need land.
Where to get:
Going with islands, there are plenty for sale. Yes, some cost millions, but some are actually affordable. Here are a few examples:
#1: Dokis Marina Island, Ontario, Canada
Nestled in beautiful Ontario, Canada. Cost: $225,000. Sure, at half an acre, it’s small. But it comes with a house, and a 19′ boat. Best of all, the detached cabin can sleep 4 of your closest friends (who happened to drop by). More info here
#2: King’s Island, Denmark
It’s a fortress & artificial island. Cost: $12,000,000. 17 acres with 200 room estate. Complete with dual Hawk missile defence.
Best of all, it’s located 15 minutes between Copenhagen, Denmark and Malmö, Sweden (2 of my favourite cities). More info here
#3: Isla Gatun, Panama
It’s 3/4 acre large island in a manmade lake. Cost: $30,000. (WOW!) No house, but construction possible. Complete with cellphone coverage from mainland Panama.
If you want to try “shopping” for your own island, try HERE (islands for under $250,000)
Most important thing for a country, second to its land: citizens. Odds are, you’re starting with a population of 1: you.
But is that enough? If you’d like company, convince your spouse or buddy to share the “founding father” duty.
Before you know it, you’re building up your new country’s credibility with cool stats like Birth Rate and Immigration!
The law of the land. Maybe this isn’t a positive thought… maybe your old government made you want to get out and start a new country. But whatever the case, having some ground rules is necessary. At least, that’s what the United Nations says is needed before you apply for sovereign nation status.
The easiest way is to assume you’re a libertarian (small government & personal liberties are a good thing). You’ll want to rule very simply and leave everything to its inhabitants. But wait, both the Gov and the inhabitants are one ….you. Cool! Done.
What are you waiting for? Get out there and grab your land! Here’s a shopping list
Optional other stuff
You got land, people and government taken care of. What else is there? Oh, you want to invade someone? And someone to loan you money for it? Well, let’s keep going…
Not necessary for everyone, but helps if you’re a dominatrix or you like entangling alliances.
Side note facts: About 15 countries, or 7% of the world’s nations have no military.
Another 6 or so have no standing army, but some sort of national police/defence presence.
A prime example of a country that feels no need is Costa Rica. If they can swing it, why can’t you?
Your new country might have natural resources, like wood, fresh water or coconuts. You laugh, but there are a lot of countries out there that don’t have coconuts. If they want to buy yours. How do you handle that? That’s your industry.
And you can earn money from your own personal skills. Maybe you’re a great writer, singer, cabinet maker, coconut husker, or whatever.
Given your valuable skill or natural resource, you just need to find a market for it and make payment simple — those are the 3 essential steps to a startup, according to Chris Guillebeau in his recent book “The $100 Startup.”
Okay, this is a tough call to even touch on. However you decide, I only suggest you back up your currency against something of true value, e.g. gold, silver, …coconuts.
When you start declaring your currency as “legal tender, because we say so!” …well, you’re no better than the guys you left. (see fiat money)
You know, all this talk about making your own country…. it’s not really necessary. You can bet there’s already a country out there that’s just like you would do it. It may be easier to just move there!
Go on out there… try them out!
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If you think I’m missing a key ingredient (or have too many), let me know. If you have a buddy you’d like to come with, send this their way.
Loads of reasons why you should spend time living in another country: personal growth, career advancement and personal liberty.
Here’s another biggie: freedom from religion.
In countries like the US, Turkey, or Indonesia, religion is a vital part of the culture. And for some people, like me, we need a little break away from that, to experience life on our own terms.
Now, for Americans, what I just wrote above might sound unpatriotic, immoral, or even blasphemous and illegal. If so, see? …case in point.
Inseparable Mix of Politics and Religion
Outside of a church itself, religion is most tied up in politics.
Pretty soon, the US will vote who will be President for the next four years. The two “choices” given to Americans are: the incumbent, President Obama, and a challenger, Mitt Romney.
Ask the average American what religion Romney follows and odds are great you’ll hear the right answer: he’s a Mormon. How does anyone know? Well, aside from his stealthy wealth and charm, his religion is big news. And, if/when he gets elected, Romney will become the country’s first Mormon president, even bigger news.
Ask the average Canadian what religion Romney follows and odds are good you’ll hear another right answer: who gives a shit?
Well, Americans do give a shit because it’s not just big news, but, to the average voter, it’s practically necessary. The candidate’s religion is a prominent decision factor to liking him or not. A candidate’s religious strength provides a measuring stick to his morale character.
To Canadians, the concern is almost non-existant. For example, Bloc Quebecois party leader Giles Duceppe happens to be atheist. I’m doubtful that even 5% of Canadians know that. And fewer would care or weigh it against whether to vote for him.
About now, readers in the US are screaming at me “Hey – we got the First Amendment! We have ‘separation of church and state’.” Not true, read on.
Yes, the 1st amendment guarantees the freedom of religion, among others. But careful how you interpret that freedom. Does it mean that religion can’t be intertwined with government (you can’t tie together church and state)? No, not really. It’s more correct to say the first amendment guarantees no laws can be passed to infringe on your freedom of religion. So, we have freedom of religion, not freedom from religion. And stemming from our historical roots, the US government passes laws to grant religious institutions the freedom to flourish and spread their word.
In the US, community meetings (often called Town hall meetings) often begin with a prayer. Yes, that is totally normal and expected. What the first amendment guarantees, is that you can’t exclude other religions from those Town hall meeting prayers. Meanwhile, if a candidate were even rumoured to be atheist, that would make headline news in mainstream media.
ALL 9 judges agree religion can be in a government forum without endorsing a particular faith.
ALL 9 judges agree that such a public forum doesn’t have to be religion-free.
But, only 5 felt such prayers can speak to a certain religion (read: Christianity).
Not surprisingly, the deciding majority (the 5 judges for the decision) are Catholic, while the dissenters (the 4 judges against) are non-Christian.
This should alarm you if you’re American. The decision does 2 things, very plainly:
Less separation of Church and State (more lenient on having “any” religious prayer, at legislative government meetings)
More exclusionary to non-Christian religions.
I tell ya, the US is going beyond just allowing religion in state affairs. It’s encouraging those of faith (and only one faith) to feel supported by the US.
Immediately famous as of minutes ago: the Hobby Lobby ruling.
June 30, 2014, the Supreme Court with another major ruling. Now, corporations are allotted the same “religious freedom” as individuals to the effect of denying its employees’ birth control coverage. Yes, if the company’s owners are staunchly against birth control, they can deny (otherwise) mandatory health care coverage to its employees.
How about evolution versus creationism? Did Darwin get it right, or did it happen as the Book of Genesis spells it out? Did animals evolve over millions of years or did it just take six days? What’s your belief? I’ll share my beliefs, then and now:
Back in 1997, when I met the beautiful girl who is now my wife, I was fairly religious. I didn’t often go to church, but my faith was blind and strong. I sincerely believed in creationism… that God magically created the Earth and all its creatures in just 6 days. And I told my new girlfriend what I believed.
Well, luckily for me, she was one patient young lady. Since she is a geologist (and btw, not American), you can guess that she doesn’t share the same belief that Earth was created in six days. …I’ve learned a lot since then. Thanks babe!
Before I draw the ire of many religious people … (too late), I only mean to highlight how important religion is in US culture. And that there’s little a citizen can do to escape it. For those religious people: not everyone believes it as you do….or wants to be convinced otherwise. And, as you travel the world …beware how strongly you argue your beliefs.
Again, if you are religious and you are talking with others about it, then beware your convictions will be tested or debated. Hey, who knows, you might be set free from them!
US Does Not (& Will Not) Offer Freedom from Religion
The US is one of the most religious countries in the world. In one survey, the US ranks 5th among a sample 30 countries.
Politicians are hell-bent on introducing “alternative theories” to evolution to biology class curriculums. The latest new creationism law happened in Tennessee, when its governor sidestepped debate by avoiding both signing and vetoing it. “Intelligent design” is just a new label for an old argument.
Think of Your Kids, for Christ’s Sake!
Our kids inherit our future. In 20 years, we expect (and will need) our children to run the show. For the entire next generation, all things yet to be discovered, improved upon and manufactured, will be by our children. Cool thought, right?
So, I ask you now: Do you want your kids to creatively think for themselves or blindly believe “God will see us through”?
Bill Nye, a.k.a. “the Science Guy” on TV, asks similar scary questions. In a recent Youtube video, Bill Nye pleads parents to spare their children from the oversimplified world of creationism. His argument is, if kids are forced to abandon all the evidence (fossils, astronomical distances and spans of time, minute changes in species), then those kids learn to abandon reasoning and scientific deduction. I totally agree… do you?
Like most all posts, I only ask to consider travelling outside your country. Travel and explore the world. Visit with others and get to know them, their way of life.
And, in the name of religion, why not go out to understand and appreciate all that splendour. Don’t you owe that much to Him?
If you agree with these thoughts (or staunchly disagree), would you please share it? It’s going to take a LOT of awareness to make any amount of change. Thank you in advance for sharing this with friends and family.
If you have any additions, corrections or personal stories to share, I welcome all as a comment below. Check out what others have said, and add your own.
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